DANGEROUS ANIMALS (2025) horror movie mini review

Sufficiently fun. Dangerous Animals is the kind of horror movie that is sufficiently fun and entertaining once, but not a movie that commands a rewatch. The premise is fantastic: a serial killer that kidnaps young tourists (usually young women) and feeds them to sharks as he uses a old VHS camcorder to capture the victim’s demise. Dangerous Animals takes inspiration from other movies such as Shark Night (2011), Cabin by the Lake. and even The Silence of the Lambs. Between truncated first and third acts, is a protracted second act that foils any suspense, tension, or proper pacing setup in the first act. Performatively, the film is quite good; had it not been for the compelling and entertaining performances, the movie would’ve fallen quite flat for me. Like with many indie films, the cinematography and editing outclass the screenwriting. The evidence of thoughtful directing is there, but its potential is hampered by the poorly paced and structured screenplay. This feels like a short film idea that was augmented to fit a feature length runtime. Without giving it away, there is a particular scene about a third of the way through the movie that is straight-up an homage to an iconic scene from Silence of the Lambs, which I really appreciated. Releasing on the 6th of June, if you enjoy shark and/or horror movies, then its worth checking out. But like I said, for me, as sufficiently entertaining as it was, it isn’t one that I am going to rewatch anytime soon.

Ryan is the general manager for 90.7 WKGC Public Media in Panama City and host of the public radio show ReelTalk about all things cinema. Additionally, he is the author of the upcoming film studies book titled Monsters, Madness, and Mayhem: Why People Love Horror. After teaching film studies for over eight years at the University of Tampa, he transitioned from the classroom to public media. He is a member of the Critics Association of Central Florida and Indie Film Critics of America. If you like this article, check out the others and FOLLOW this blog! Follow him on Twitter: RLTerry1 and LetterBoxd: RLTerry

Dario Argento PANICO documentary review

Informative but bland. For a director who’s responsible for some of the most vibrant and stunning films that continue to influence and captivate audiences decades after their initial release, comes a documentary about Dario Argento that is ultimately underwhelming and lifeless. From his hypnotic, phantasmagorical, symphony of terror in Suspiria to his nightmarish Opera and his quintessential giallo in The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Argento has been crafting cinematic sensory explosions for over 50 years. But this documentary plays more as a podcast, for it leans more heavily into talking heads (one of which is Argento himself) than it does incorporating behind the scenes or footage of his movies. Argento is visually driven storyteller, but this documentary is such that you can turn off the screen and get nearly the same experience listening to the stories.

The documentary starts off very well. Argento is bring driven by the documentary filmmaker to an Italian countryside hotel. Underscoring this scene is mysterious music, and as Argento looks out the window, we see memorable clips from from Suspiria. Suzy arriving at the Freiburg train station. The forest with the dance academy student frantically running for her life. And ad he is pulling up to the hotel, we cut to the vibrant crimson Tam Dance Academy arrival scene from Suspiria. That opening intercut with scenes from Suspiria set me up to enjoy a fantastic, engaging documentary. Unfortunately, the opening of the doc overpromised because the rest of the documentary underdelivered.

While the documentary provides family history and his early days as a writer and producer, most of the doc concerns itself with his feature films from The Bird with the Crystal Plumage to his most recent work. The films that receive the lion’s share of attention are Bird, Inferno, and Opera. No, you didn’t misread that, nor did I forget to include it, but Suspiria represents a small part of the feature-length doc, even though it is inarguably Argento’s greatest motion picture and the one that is best known worldwide. It’s be like a documentary on Spielberg that spent little time with Jurassic Park or with Batman Returns in a documentary about Tim Burton. I am left with questioning the documentary filmmaker on why Argento’s most well known film only has a place in the doc when that iconic, hypnotic Goblin score is the subject.

The documentary continues through Argento’s incredible career, both in Europe and the US. The section on Opera delivers the most footage from behind the scenes, and is fascinating to watch. But throughout much of the documentary, where there should (or could have been) footage, there was a talking head(s). Granted, the talking heads consisted of heavy hitters like Guillermo del Toro, but even that wasn’t enough to make the interviews more engaging. In terms of variety of personalities in the doc, the filmmakera brings together industry professionals and members of Argento’s family, including his ex-wife and daughters.

Panico is certainly informative, but lacks any visual or experiential appeal. All that said, I am thankful that Argento is still around to participate, because it was wonderful to hear from him as his movies and legacy are being expressed through a documentary.

Ryan teaches Film Studies and Screenwriting at the University of Tampa and is a member of the Critics Association of Central Florida and Indie Film Critics of America. If you like this article, check out the others and FOLLOW this blog! Interested in Ryan making a guest appearance on your podcast or contributing to your website? Send him a DM on Twitter. If you’re ever in Tampa or Orlando, feel free to catch a movie with him.

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UNWELCOME horror movie review

Whimsical and creepy. Jon Wright’s Unwelcome is a dark fantasy steeped in Irish folklore, but with a sinister spin. While the first act is a bit clunky, after the intense prologue that is, once the second act kicks into gear, the movie delivers on thrills and kills—and cheers for practical effects!! Fellow Trekkies will also enjoy the cameo from Star Trek’s Chief O’Brien.

A couple escape their urban nightmare to the tranquility of rural Ireland, only to hear stories of mysterious creatures who live in the gnarled, ancient woods at the foot of their garden. As warned by their new neighbors, the creatures come when called to help souls in dire need of rescue, but it’s crucial to remember that there’s always a dear price to pay for their aid.

Unwelcome draws audiences in with its immersive atmosphere and chilling mythos, but falters in pacing. After a gripping prologue, the first act struggles to find its footing to keep the pacing suitable for the rest of the setup. Often times this screenwriting problem occurs when the writer and/or director attempts to add greater gravitas to the story than is required or needed. Moreover, there is time spent with side characters and establishing setting that delays the transition to the development stage of the story, which would have benefitted the overall pacing of this quasi-methodical horror film. Once audiences are launched into the second act, the remainder of the film unfolds nicely.

Even though this is in-part a dark fantasy, when the kills hit, they hit! Wright (along with cowriter Mark Stay) strike a fantastic balance between horror and fantasy, simultaneously satisfying the expectations for both. While the kills may not be inordinately creative, they are sufficiently entertaining. By relying on practical effects, the experience of the film increases in dimension significantly. And I’m not just talking about the kills, but the excellent puppetry, makeup effects, and prosthetics of the little people. Over all, Unwelcome is a decent horror film that deserves a watch if you enjoy folklore-based stories that are familiar yet still find ways of surprising you.

Ryan teaches Film Studies and Screenwriting at the University of Tampa and is a member of the Critics Association of Central Florida and Indie Film Critics of America. If you like this article, check out the others and FOLLOW this blog! Interested in Ryan making a guest appearance on your podcast or contributing to your website? Send him a DM on Twitter. If you’re ever in Tampa or Orlando, feel free to catch a movie with him.

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